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Total Medals Earned: 1,425 (From 239 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 23,040 Points

Cycle; Fourth Moon

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/125 points)

Brave New World 5 Points

Start playing.

Almost as good as steve 5 Points

Mine 25 times.

Gone fishing 5 Points

Catch 5 fish.

Half way there! 5 Points

Pay off 50% of your mortgage.

Handy Man 5 Points

Buy your fist tool from the mart. (I'd recommend a fishing rod :b)

Money Bags 5 Points

Spend $10,000 at the mart.

Rooky Miner 5 Points

Mine 5 times.

Something smells fishy 5 Points

Catch 25 fish.

This better be worth it! 5 Points

Pay off 10% of your mortgage.

Gotta buy 'em all! 10 Points

Buy every shirt.

I can't think of another fish pun 10 Points

Catch 50 fish.

Master Miner 10 Points

Mine 50 times

Golden Astronaut 50 Points

Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.

D-Day Defender

Medals Earned: 5/14 (65/500 points)

First Blood 10 Points

Kill your first enemy.

Game Over 10 Points

Let history take its course.

Having a Blast 10 Points

Launch your first mortar strike.

Pacifist 10 Points

Die without killing a single enemy.

Cannon Fodder 25 Points

Kill 100 footsoldiers.

Movie Fan 10 Points

Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.

Collateral 25 Points

Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.

FLAK Expert 25 Points

Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.

Panzerschreck 25 Points

Destroy 6 tanks.

Getting the Hang of it 50 Points

Stay alive for 50 hours.

Hang in There 50 Points

Regain your health after nearly dying.

Massacre 50 Points

Destroy 500 enemies.

Get Out More 100 Points

Survive for 250 hours.

Master Tactician 100 Points

Chain 4 explosions.

Dadgame

Medals Earned: 8/16 (125/500 points)

Guardians 5 Points

Defeat the Footie Twins

Heavy Weapons 5 Points

Defeat Battbot

Monkey Biz 5 Points

Defeat Ootkey

Bad Transit 10 Points

Defeat TRN-1

Kaminari Ninja 25 Points

Defeat Raijinmaru

Story Easy 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard

Story Normal 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard

WSW Tribute 25 Points

Defeat Final Weapon

Freeroes 25 Points

Get Secret Ending

Patricide 25 Points

Defeat creator of Dadgame

Story Hard 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Hard

Cheating Death 50 Points

Defeat Mecha-Death

Debugger 50 Points

Defeat Phantom

Presto! 50 Points

Beat Boss Battles on HARD

Tower Offender 50 Points

Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD

Dadgamer 100 Points

100% Completion

Dandy Cave Explorer

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)

We're halfway there 10 Points

Reach level 20

Treasure Hunter 50 Points

Complete the game

Maniac Run 100 Points

Beat the game without loading or dying once. Good luck...

Deliver That Fulp

Medals Earned: 12/13 (145/155 points)

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Depict1

Medals Earned: 10/10 (275/275 points)

Believe Me 5 Points

Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.

Immortal 5 Points

Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.

Truth 5 Points

Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.

Bridge 10 Points

Use the button to create a bridge.

Idiot 25 Points

Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.

Leap of Faith 25 Points

Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.

Save Me 25 Points

Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.

Save Us 25 Points

Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.

Trapped Forever 50 Points

Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.

Free 100 Points

Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

Deterministic Dungeon

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/240 points)

Field Journalist 5 Points

Learn all about everything by opening the field journal!

Nooks and Crannies 10 Points

Find 3 "golden orb" rooms

You Shall Not Pass 25 Points

Defeat Bob the Balrog (floor 4-3)

Bartering Beast 50 Points

Trade three tier III items at the witch's shop

Totem Totalitarian 50 Points

Earn all 5 totems

Deterministic Demon 100 Points

Defeat the Dragon (floor 8-3)

DN8

Medals Earned: 6/9 (90/250 points)

Learn to fly 5 Points

Evolve the vertical movement mutation

Blood on your hands 25 Points

Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge

Phew, that was close 25 Points

Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge

Two Headed Freak 25 Points

Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge

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Job done 50 Points

Complete the game

You're the man 100 Points

Complete all the challenges

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Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Medals Earned: 5/19 (45/430 points)

Patience 5 Points

Sit through the long-ass intro.

Backstory 10 Points

Discover the backstory.

Gojira 10 Points

Make a new friend!

The Boy 10 Points

Dispense of the boy.

The Girl 10 Points

Dispense of the girl.

Dance Party 10 Points

Get invited to the dance party!

Domo Hunt 10 Points

Find the hidden game.

Fat Bastard 10 Points

Bring out the fat man.

Giant Crab Battle 10 Points

Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.

Squigly Fish 10 Points

Find the Squigly Fish!

Dragonslayer 25 Points

Slay the dragon without getting hurt!

Zero Vengeance 25 Points

Beat level one without getting hurt.

A Smasher is You 50 Points

Win the game!

Dongle 50 Points

You'll know it when you see it!

Fast Smash 50 Points

Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.

Penguin Popper 50 Points

Destroy 90 Penguins.

Three Eddies 50 Points

Bring at least three Eddies to battle!

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Don't Escape

Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)

A Slaughter 5 Points

At least you've tried...

A Massacre 10 Points

You've saved some lives.

A Night of Terror 25 Points

With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.

A Frightful Night 50 Points

You've saved almost everyone

A Calm Night 100 Points

You've survived the night without hurting anyone!