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Total Medals Earned: 1,425 (From 239 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 23,040 Points

Reincarnation: LEET

Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)

High Demon LEET 25 Points

Beat the game.

REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Runes of Shalak

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/115 points)

START OF AN ADVENTURE 5 Points

Beaten the first level.

MY SAVIOUR 10 Points

Saved Kate.

CLUMSY ADVENTURER 25 Points

Killed by every type of hazard.

RUNE OF SHALAK 25 Points

Found the first Rune of Shalak.

TRUE ARCHAEOLOGIST 50 Points

Found the 8-bit world.

Runny Square

Medals Earned: 13/20 (140/500 points)

Broken Steer 5 Points

Crashed without turning left nor right.

Clockwise or Counter? 5 Points

Tried both preferences of direction.

Crashed Again 5 Points

Crashed for the second time.

Crashed Before Starting 5 Points

Crashed before start line with 0 score.

First Score! 5 Points

Reached 1 point score.

First Time Crashed 5 Points

Crashed for the first time.

Second Score 5 Points

Reached 2 points score.

The C Button 5 Points

Checked the Credit screen.

The Mouse and The Keyboard 5 Points

Tried mouse and keyboard for playing.

More Crashing 10 Points

Crashed 8 times.

More Scores 10 Points

Reached 4 points score.

Crashing More 25 Points

Crashed 16 times.

Crashed so Many Times 50 Points

Crashed 32 times.

Even More Scores 10 Points

Reached 8 score.

More Than Fingers Can Count 25 Points

Reached 11 points score.

Still Surviving 25 Points

Reached 16 points score.

Being Tough 50 Points

Reached 24 points score.

More Than Fingers and Toes Combined 50 Points

Reached 21 scores.

Masochist 100 Points

Crashed 64 times.

Square Masochist 100 Points

Reached 32 points score.

Score!

Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Seven's Second Adventure

Medals Earned: 5/9 (60/285 points)

Not Cool 5 Points

Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.

Can't Remember what Items you Have? 10 Points

Press A to view your inventory

Look, We made a Game! 10 Points

View Credits

You Read the Directions? 10 Points

Press the M Key to Mute the Game

We're People Too 25 Points

View all of the Bios

Awshum 25 Points

Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions

Channel Seven Weather Report 50 Points

Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie

Plant Love 50 Points

Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash

Fetch 100 Points

Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.

Shape Adventures

Medals Earned: 4/6 (65/175 points)

Sunny Day 5 Points

Beat World 1

Melancholy 10 Points

Beat World 2

A Moon to the Player 25 Points

Beat World 3

Cubical 25 Points

Beat World 4

Polterhex 100 Points

Beat the game

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Shape Mania

Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)

Shape Collector 5 Points

First free shape unlocked.

Shape Merchant 5 Points

First bonus shape bought.

Shark Lifting 2

Medals Earned: 32/33 (1,430/1,530 points)

Caribbean Reef Shark 5 Points

Lift a Caribbean Reef Shark!

First Flight 5 Points

Your very first flight!

First Ride 5 Points

Your very first ride!

Nurse Shark 5 Points

Lift a Nurse Shark!

Porbeagle Shark 5 Points

Lift a Porbeagle Shark!

Sandbar Shark 5 Points

Lift a Sandbar Shark!

Bignose Shark 10 Points

Lift a Bignose Shark

Getting Famous 10 Points

You got on the cover of Sharks Illustrated!

Goblin Shark 10 Points

Lift a Goblin Shark!

Shortfin Mako Shark 10 Points

Lift a Shortfin Mako Shark!

Silvertip Shark 10 Points

Lift a Silvertip Shark!

Blue Shark 25 Points

Lift a Blue Shark!

Lemon Shark 25 Points

Lift a Lemon Shark!

Salmon Shark 25 Points

Lift a Salmon Shark!

Sand Shark 25 Points

Lift a Sand Shark!

Bigeye Thresher Shark 50 Points

Lift a Bigeye Thresher Shark!

Bluntnose Sixgill Shark 50 Points

Lift a Bluntnose Sixgill Shark!

Bull Shark 50 Points

Lift a Bull Shark!

Copper Shark 50 Points

Lift a Copper Shark

Dusky Shark 50 Points

Lift a Dusky Shark!

Hammerhead Shark 50 Points

Lift a Hammerhead Shark

Pacific Sleeper Shark 50 Points

Lift a Pacific Sleeper Shark!

Perfect Crab Quiz 50 Points

Uncover 6 Crabs in a row!

Silky Shark 50 Points

Lift a Silky Shark!

Basking Shark 100 Points

Lift a Basking Shark!

Great Hammerhead Shark 100 Points

Lift a Great Hammerhead Shark

Great White Shark 100 Points

Lift a Great White Shark!

Greenland Shark 100 Points

Lift a Greenland Shark!

Longfin Mako Shark 100 Points

Lift a Longfin Mako Shark!

Megalodon 100 Points

Lift a Megalodon!

Tiger Shark 100 Points

Lift a Tiger Shark!

Whale Shark 100 Points

Lift a Whale Shark!

Hero Power 100 Points

Finish the game on brutal difficulty!