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Total Medals Earned: 1,425 (From 239 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 23,040 Points

Hexa Path

Medals Earned: 7/30 (35/500 points)

Level 1 5 Points

Complete level 1

Level 2 5 Points

Complete level 2

Level 3 5 Points

Complete level 3

Level 4 5 Points

Complete level 4

Level 5 5 Points

Complete level 5

Level 6 5 Points

Complete level 6

Level 7 5 Points

Complete level 7

Level 10 5 Points

Complete level 10

Level 11 5 Points

Complete level 11

Level 12 5 Points

Complete level 12

Level 13 5 Points

Complete level 13

Level 8 5 Points

Complete level 8

Level 9 5 Points

Complete level 9

14 10 Points

Complete level 14

Level 15 10 Points

Complete level 15

Level 16 10 Points

Complete level 16

Level 17 10 Points

Complete level 17

Level 18 10 Points

Complete level 18

Level 19 10 Points

Complete level 19

Level 20 25 Points

Complete level 20

Level 21 25 Points

Complete level 21

Level 22 25 Points

Complete level 22

Level 23 25 Points

Complete level 23

Level 24 25 Points

Complete level 24

Level 25 25 Points

Complete level 25

Level 26 25 Points

Complete level 26

Level 27 25 Points

Complete level 27

Level 28 25 Points

Complete level 28

Level 29 50 Points

Complete level 29

Level 30 100 Points

Complete level 30

Hitting Stuff at a Building

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)

1/5 Stars 5 Points

Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered

Second floor please 5 Points

TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY

Darwin Award 5 Points

Achieve the inevitable

Poop Toucher 5 Points

You touched a poop!

Demolitions Inexpert 10 Points

Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.

First Contact 10 Points

You are now the ambassador for planet Earth

It's the Fart Man again 10 Points

Have you tried eating less fiber

Let's Go Whaling! 10 Points

Kill a construction worker

The Witching Hour 10 Points

Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims

Theater seating is 47% fecal bacteria 10 Points

Collect all the dumb movies

This Isn't Popcorn... 25 Points

Visit the Demolition Carnival

Safe Cracker 100 Points

And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding

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Holiday Sim

Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/140 points)

Sudden Death 5 Points

What a quick game!

Rockstar 10 Points

a classic rockstar's end

Best Holiday Ever 25 Points

so what is the typical holiday like?

King of the Waves 100 Points

you are a beach boy!!!

Home *BLEEP* Home

Medals Earned: 4/4 (175/175 points)

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Horse Jump

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/300 points)

Is it Unlocked? 5 Points

Unlock 16 levels

Southern Cross 10 Points

Unlock 32 levels

Stepping Stones 10 Points

Complete 16 levels

Entrepreneur 25 Points

Get a Perfect Score on 16 levels

Lockpicker 25 Points

Unlock all 64 levels

So Many Ups and Downs 25 Points

Complete 32 levels

Proceed with Caution 50 Points

Get a Perfect Score on 32 levels

The Salvation Army 50 Points

Complete all 64 levels

Boardwalk 100 Points

Get a Perfect Score on all 64 levels

Horse with a Human Mask on a Tightrope

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/155 points)

Die 5 times 5 Points

It's part of the grind

Win the game 50 Points

Kill god, be cool

Win the game without taking damage 100 Points

Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge

How To Cook Everything

Medals Earned: 20/21 (365/390 points)

Club Sandwich 5 Points

Cook a Sandwich Order

Creamy Pasta 5 Points

Cook a Pasta Order

Delicious Pizza 5 Points

Cook a Pizza Order

Old Fashioned Hamburger 5 Points

Cook a Hamburger Order

Steak Dinner 5 Points

Cook a Steak Dinner Order

Wild Salmon 5 Points

Cook a Salmon Order

Zesty Nachos 5 Points

Cook a Zesty Nacho Order

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Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

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Hungry Joe

Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/500 points)

Culinary School 5 Points

Complete the tutorial.

git gud 5 Points

Lose the game.

Grain 5 Points

20% Meal Completion

Fruit 10 Points

40% Meal Completion

All You Can Eat 5 Points

Use 5 Recipes in one turn

Free Sample 5 Points

20% Recipe Completion

Breakfast 10 Points

40% Recipe Completion

Lunch 25 Points

60% Recipe Completion

Vegetables 25 Points

60% Meal Completion

Check Please 50 Points

Beat the game

Dairy 50 Points

80% Meal Completion

Dinner 50 Points

80% Recipe Completion

Voracious 50 Points

Beat the superboss.

Dessert 100 Points

100% Recipe Completion

Meat 100 Points

100% Meal Completion

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I AM PRESIDENT

Medals Earned: 5/14 (105/500 points)

7 10 Points

Survive one assassination attempt!

4 25 Points

Get re-elected once! (Fake)

5 50 Points

Get re-elected twice! (Fake)

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10 10 Points

Get on a magazine cover!

1 25 Points

Get re-elected once! (Real)

11 25 Points

Get a statue!

8 25 Points

Survive two assassination attempts!

2 50 Points

Get re-elected twice! (Real)

9 50 Points

Survive three assassination attempts!

3 100 Points

Get re-elected thrice! (Real)

6 100 Points

Get re-elected thrice! (Fake)

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